Ontario VS. Alberta- Why is One Broke and the Other Not!

Geez Alison you made me look bad again!

A little different twist today. I have borrowed this from a family friend and thought I would share it with all of you. You could easily interchange BC and Clark for Ontario and get the same result!
What do you think?

ONTARIO

The Premier of Ontario is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks the Premier’s dog, then bites the Premier.
The Premier starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
He calls animal control .. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the Province $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
The Premier goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
The Premier spends $50,000 in Provincial funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.
The Provincial Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
The Premier’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.
The Province spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the Province.
ALBERTA
Premier Alison Redford is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks the dog.
The Premier’s security agent shoots the coyote and keeps jogging. The Premier has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
The Crows eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why ONTARIO is broke and ALBERTA is not.

10 thoughts on “Ontario VS. Alberta- Why is One Broke and the Other Not!”

  1. Seriously? I would love to know what you smoked before writing this one. Obviously a complete lack of knowledge of Ontario (as their premier is as callous about coyotes as Alberta he is not quite as openly cruel). In reality the Premier of Alberta would probably spend more on a major propaganda campaign to villainize coyotes and then ask the Environment Minister to cook up a multi-million dollar “study” to “protect” Alberta by mass culling of coyotes so she is no longer quaking in fear from the 20-30 lbs. animal and she can survey the toxic dump she has made of Alberta to placate her bosses at Enbridge and Shell.

  2. Alberta is rich in natural resources, and we do everything we can to responsibly exploit them, provide jobs and wealth for the entire country.

    Ontario is rich in natural resources (and rare minerals), but against the request of First Nations bands wanting to exploit the area, McGuinty turns the huge northern resource area into a Park to appease his eco friends, and puts his province on the have-not side of the ledger.
    ( and Charest did the same thing)

  3. That joke worked when it was Ralph or maybe even SPecial Ed, but Redford, who learned her politics at the knee of Joe Clark and is someone that is a Conservative of convenience and geography, and McSquinty are cut from the same cloth and she looks to follow Dalton’s path.

  4. Difference is Powell,Alberta will get rid of Redford next election,Ontario fools elected McGuinty for the third time this past year.

  5. One mistake, Redford’s security agent would of skinned the Coyote and sold the pelt and turn the money over to the province. Alberta would’ve made money on the whole ordeal.

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